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Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter,
Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls
off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the
body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and
she gave you beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door,
I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said,
'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
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Those who trade liberty for security shall have neither.
"Take ye heed,watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is".
Rev. 6:8 and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was death , and Hell followed with him.
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