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PostPosted: 02 Dec 2013, 08:49 
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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Two hundred dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.


Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, two hundred bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so?!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'


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PostPosted: 03 Dec 2013, 09:06 
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That's a good one. I serve up a fair share of Alcoholic Psychiatry myself...once you've heard the same story a hundred times (from the same person) it's pretty easy to do. But if you're that person, you probably don't want to hear what I really think of you. 8|-

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PostPosted: 03 Dec 2013, 09:59 
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TrapperKD wrote:
But if you're that person, you probably don't want to hear what I really think of you. 8|-


I'd think you would think that this person is a wonderful customer after the 100th visit. :D


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PostPosted: 04 Dec 2013, 16:36 
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trappintime wrote:
TrapperKD wrote:
But if you're that person, you probably don't want to hear what I really think of you. 8|-


I'd think you would think that this person is a wonderful customer after the 100th visit. :D

If you're not in the business then that's what you would think. The money some people spend is nice but sometimes I would just like to tell them to get a life and quit going to the bar every day. :roll:

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PostPosted: 04 Dec 2013, 16:41 
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You'd hated me back in the day. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: 04 Dec 2013, 16:44 
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trappintime wrote:
You'd hated me back in the day. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not necessarily. Speaking in generalities, 99.9% of the people that come in are great. And I probably like you. I just don't like hearing the same story EVERY TIME you come in. I've heard it before. From a thousand people. Mix it up a bit. Please. Keep it interesting. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: 04 Dec 2013, 23:21 
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So do you have a Norm and a Cliff and everybody knows there name?

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PostPosted: 05 Dec 2013, 16:40 
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grinner getter wrote:
So do you have a Norm and a Cliff and everybody knows there name?

Used to. They died.

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