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Author:  doc9013 [ 17 Oct 2017, 19:44 ]
Post subject:  Medicare plan G

Plan G - Nursing Home Plan
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for "Medicare Plan G".  
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G for Gun) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air-conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!  And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.  And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! 
Is this a great country or what?   Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week.

Author:  remrogers [ 19 Oct 2017, 10:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: Medicare plan G

When I was 19, I worked for a fellow who had an extreme dislike for politicians. He said they should all be lined up and made to pull a stone out of a sack. If the stone was white, you moved on to the next one. If the stone was black, you shot that one. When you got to the end of the line and hadn't gotten all the rotten ones, you started over until you got all the bas___ds. He was a character, too be sure.

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