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Author:  doc9013 [ 17 May 2017, 20:58 ]
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What deep things retired men think about.....
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. 
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing" The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. 
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? 
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." 
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." 
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.

Author:  remrogers [ 17 May 2017, 21:33 ]
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That is not only deep thinking, but it is profound.

Author:  trapperrick [ 18 May 2017, 03:25 ]
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I concur with that deep thought. Plus, another beer would be nice.

Author:  Swamp Rat [ 18 May 2017, 17:25 ]
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Simple deduction there doc.

Author:  doc9013 [ 18 May 2017, 20:12 ]
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Swamp Rat wrote:
Simple deduction there doc.

You know better than anyone I'm a simple man Swamp. :? :D

Author:  Roaddawg [ 19 May 2017, 19:54 ]
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That was great, even my wife laughed at your deduction!

You are a very deep thinker and I think we should name you the WAT Buddha!

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