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Author:  doc9013 [ 01 Feb 2014, 14:28 ]
Post subject:  The Coyote Principle


The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the Governor's dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound treated.

The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training reference the nature of coyotes.

PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.


The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

The Governor shoots the coyote with his pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent 15 cents on a .380 cartridge.

The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not!

Author:  Backwoodsmansback [ 01 Feb 2014, 18:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: The Coyote Principle

Makes sense to me.

Author:  trapperrick [ 01 Feb 2014, 18:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: The Coyote Principle

That is hilarious bud sadly true with some states.

Pennsylvania legislators are now voting on a coyote bounty bill. This bill, believe it or not, is not funded by tax payers. The legislators would make the PA Game Commission flip the bill out of their "general game fund". The PGC does not receive taxpayer money, they are funded by the hunters and trappers of Pennsylvania with license sales which in turn will be increased onto us by a license increase.

Here is a funny cartoon somebody posted yesterday online.


Author:  Swamp Rat [ 01 Feb 2014, 20:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: The Coyote Principle

Makes perfect sense to me. :roll:

Author:  bronco2 [ 02 Feb 2014, 07:17 ]
Post subject:  Re: The Coyote Principle

correct sir !!!!

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