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Author:  doc9013 [ 09 Dec 2013, 20:00 ]
Post subject:  Hair dye

Did I ever tell yall about the time my wife tried the new hair dye ? Seems like I did but my memory ain't the best. :--? :--?

Author:  trappintime [ 09 Dec 2013, 20:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: Hair dye

If it has anything to do with wild cats. Nope :shock:

Author:  doc9013 [ 09 Dec 2013, 20:46 ]
Post subject:  Re: Hair dye

guess I did. :cry:

Author:  trappintime [ 09 Dec 2013, 21:39 ]
Post subject:  Re: Hair dye

hey man. a good story is worth hearing hundreds of times.
I think this one helped prompt the ram pasture thread.
:lol: :lol:

Author:  Backwoodsmansback [ 09 Dec 2013, 21:44 ]
Post subject:  Re: Hair dye

Let's hear it again..

Author:  trappintime [ 09 Dec 2013, 21:52 ]
Post subject:  Re: Hair dye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhX1cBIpRN0

Some mood music. :mrgreen:

Author:  Backwoodsmansback [ 09 Dec 2013, 22:15 ]
Post subject:  Re: Hair dye

Wouldn't open??

Author:  doc9013 [ 10 Dec 2013, 07:05 ]
Post subject:  Re: Hair dye

Post subject: wife's new hair-do Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 5:00 pm


When we got back from church this morning, I headed to the kitchen to fry up some scrambled eggs and mushrooms. My wife said she wasn't hungry and headed to the bathroom. After my daughter and I finished eating, I went to the bedroom. My wife was still in the bathroom, which was not unusual, because it had only been about an hour. "What ya' doin"? I asked. "Highlighting my hair". she said. "Allright", I thought, "I have the whole afternoon to myself". I headed off to my shop with visions of her in there with a yellow magic marker.

I piddled in the shop for about 2 hours when I realized the rain had stopped. I decided to piddle outside. I went to the bedroom to get my gun. My wife was still in the bathroom. She heard me in the bedroom. "THIS BLEEPING HIGHLIGHT IS GIVING ME ONE BLEEP OF A BLEEPING HEADACHE!!!" she informed me. I grabbed the gun and shells and started to tiptoe out. Something caused me to pause. I think it's like the people who race to the scene of an accident. They don't like what they see but they just have to look. I peeked around the corner of the bathroom. Have you ever seen a wet coyote that got tangled up in an electric fence? I hadn't until this morning.

I went outside and shot every shell in the box. then I retreated back to my shop. I wasn't in there for 2 minutes when the door flew open and there she stood. She didn't say a word, which was not good. The look on her face made me pray that I wasn't the one in trouble. I finally got up the courage to ask, "What's the matter, Honey?"

"DOES MY HAIR LOOK ORANGE??!!!" I looked at her hair. "No honey," I said honestly, "It doesn't look orange". It really didn't, and I was happy to be able to get off so easily. "YOU CAN"T SEE ANYTHING IN THESE SHOP LIGHTS, COME OUTSIDE!!!!" The windows in my shop are too small to crawl through so I had no choice but to follow. I followed her outside like a death row inmate on the last walk.

When we got outside, she asked again, "DOES MY HAIR LOOK ORANGE??!!" I was surprised, it really didn't look orange. I wasn't sure what color it was, I don't remember that one in my Crayola box, but it definitely wasn't orange. "No honey, it's not orange", I said. "Well does it look coppery?" she asked. WHAT?? "What the H#*& is coppery?" I thought. Is coppery good or bad? Please help me Lord! I went to church this morning, I pray every day, I try to be good, What did I do to deserve this torture? I silently prayed to the Lord to tell me what to say. Needless to say, God was wisely staying out of this one, I was on my own. "Well, uh... uh... It may... uh... maybe just a liiiiittle bit coppery. " I tried to take the middle road.

"I KNEW IT, YOU HATE IT, OH GOD I CAN"T GO OUT WITH YOU LIKE THIS YOU HATE ME , I ONLY DID IT FOR HALF THE TIME THE BOX SAID AND YOU HATE IT , OH NO, WHAT AM I GONNA DO, YOU HATE IT!!!!!"

"Honey," I said in my most reassuring voice, " I don't hate it, I LOVE it"!!. This is where I should have stopped, I should not have said another word, and all may have been well. But I suddenly realized what color it reminded me of, and my mouth was much quicker than my brain. I blurted out, "It looks like a BOBCAT!"





When I woke up , The first thing I did was check to make sure I was still a man. Luckily, the cat is still the only one in the family who has been neutered. After 14 years of marriage, you would think I would have learned to answer questions with a simple yes or no and not elaborate, much like a defense witness is instructed to do during a trial. At least the weather has warmed up, so I shouldn't freeze to death tonight, and if it starts raining again I can squeeze into the doghouse. To all you guys out there who are married or may get married, or who have a girlfriend, as cool as it may look, and as much as you may like it, don't ever tell your girl her hair looks like a bobcat.

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Author:  wolf1199 [ 10 Dec 2013, 10:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: Hair dye

Good read Doc, got a chuckle out of that. Some times being around women is like walking on thin ice, you never know what will happen and when it does it's quick.

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