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PostPosted: 24 Jun 2017, 20:29 
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The  Swede's wife steps up  to the tee and, as  she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of  wind  blows her skirt up and reveals her
lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any
skivvies?',  Ole demanded. 'Well' she said, 'you don't  give  me
enough housekeeping money to  afford any.' The  Swede  immediately
reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency,  here's  a
50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..'                

 
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers Why not?' She replies,
'I can't afford any on the money you give me.' Patrick reaches into
his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy
yourself some underwear"!
 
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.. 'Sweet
mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where at friggin hell are yer drawers?' She
too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money at be able at affarrd
any.' The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the
love 'o decency, here's a comb.... Tidy yerself up a bit.'

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