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 Post subject: The old farmer
PostPosted: 12 May 2014, 20:00 
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A crusty old farmer named Barry after a long day in the field pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his tractor and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: 3.00
HAMBURGER: 7.25
CHEESEBURGER: 7.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : 8.50
HAND JOB: 35.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' farmer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of bikers .

She glides down behind the bar to the ole farmer.
"Yes?" she enquirers with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

The ole farmer leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs, "Why yes, yes, I sure am".

The ole' farmer leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger....

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 Post subject: Re: The old farmer
PostPosted: 12 May 2014, 21:46 
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So true. :shock:


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PostPosted: 13 May 2014, 03:30 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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