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 Post subject: gotta love Marines
PostPosted: 10 Jul 2017, 20:20 
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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new mobile phones.
 
 
The wife was a romantic type and a retired English teacher of the classics.
 
The husband a retired Marine Sgt. Major was more of a no-nonsense guy.
 
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.  She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
 
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.  If you are eating, send me a bite.  If you are drinking, send me a sip.  If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you."
 
The husband texted back to her: "On the toilet.  Please advise."
 
 

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 Post subject: Re: gotta love Marines
PostPosted: 13 Jul 2017, 11:05 
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Nothing like being forthright and getting to the point. Don't beat around the bush.


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 Post subject: Re: gotta love Marines
PostPosted: 13 Jul 2017, 13:46 
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 Post subject: Re: gotta love Marines
PostPosted: 15 Jul 2017, 10:45 
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