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PostPosted: 30 Oct 2016, 19:16 
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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see Bill and Hillary Clinton before I die." whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. the Clintons would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Bill commented to Hillary "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Hillary couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Bill's hand in his right hand and Hillary''s hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Bill spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
Amen" said the Clintons.

The old priest continued..."He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."


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PostPosted: 30 Oct 2016, 20:30 
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wolf1199 wrote:
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see Bill and Hillary Clinton before I die." whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. the Clintons would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Bill commented to Hillary "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Hillary couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Bill's hand in his right hand and Hillary''s hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Bill spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
Amen" said the Clintons.

The old priest continued..."He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."


:lol: :lol: This would be even funnier if it wasn't so frickin true. :cry: :evil:

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PostPosted: 31 Oct 2016, 21:33 
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what does bill Clinton tell Hillary after sex??? "i'l be home in 20 minutes"

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