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 Post subject: Beauty bath
PostPosted: 11 Jan 2016, 16:56 
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A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.

So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said,
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

Wait for it

The blonde said,
"No, just up to my tits ...
I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"

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 Post subject: Re: Beauty bath
PostPosted: 11 Jan 2016, 19:10 
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:D :D oh hell yes

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 Post subject: Re: Beauty bath
PostPosted: 11 Jan 2016, 19:48 
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 Post subject: Re: Beauty bath
PostPosted: 11 Jan 2016, 20:13 
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I didn't get it. :oops: Can someone explain or show pics as a pic is worth a buncha words.


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 Post subject: Re: Beauty bath
PostPosted: 11 Jan 2016, 21:04 
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trappintime wrote:
I didn't get it. :oops: Can someone explain or show pics as a pic is worth a buncha words.


Now you're trying to get me banned. :shock: :lol: :lol:

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"Take ye heed,watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is".

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 Post subject: Re: Beauty bath
PostPosted: 11 Jan 2016, 21:23 
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doc9013 wrote:
trappintime wrote:
I didn't get it. :oops: Can someone explain or show pics as a pic is worth a buncha words.


Now you're trying to get me banned. :shock: :lol: :lol:


Tit for Tat. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Beauty bath
PostPosted: 11 Jan 2016, 21:59 
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trappintime wrote:
doc9013 wrote:
trappintime wrote:
I didn't get it. :oops: Can someone explain or show pics as a pic is worth a buncha words.


Now you're trying to get me banned. :shock: :lol: :lol:


Tit for Tat. :lol:


I think a pic of a babe in a milk bath wouldn't be near as good as one of a babe in cherry juice. :wink: :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: Beauty bath
PostPosted: 20 Jan 2016, 07:26 
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Here you go TT


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