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PostPosted: 12 Dec 2014, 09:23 
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Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from North Carolina, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.


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 Post subject: Re: ha ha
PostPosted: 12 Dec 2014, 17:24 
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That's a dang good idea! :lol:

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Good one, those southern boys got it figured out. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: ha ha
PostPosted: 14 Dec 2014, 16:51 
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 Post subject: Re: ha ha
PostPosted: 14 Dec 2014, 17:09 
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If I hit the lotto, I'm digging up all my grass and truckin in sand. Imagine all the extra fishin and drinkin time if you didn't have to mow grass !! :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: ha ha
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doc9013 wrote:
If I hit the lotto, I'm digging up all my grass and truckin in sand. Imagine all the extra fishin and drinkin time if you didn't have to mow grass !! :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:

all ready did it doc ripped out the GRASS AND BROUGHT IN BARK NOW NO MOWIN AND MORE DRINKIN TIME JUST CANT AFFORD THE BEER :mrgreen: :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: ha ha
PostPosted: 16 Dec 2014, 17:13 
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doc9013 wrote:
If I hit the lotto, I'm digging up all my grass and truckin in sand. Imagine all the extra fishin and drinkin time if you didn't have to mow grass !! :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:


You must have planted the wrong type of grass :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: 16 Dec 2014, 18:07 
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doc9013 wrote:
If I hit the lotto, I'm digging up all my grass and truckin in sand. Imagine all the extra fishin and drinkin time if you didn't have to mow grass !! :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:


You must have planted the wrong type of grass :mrgreen:



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 Post subject: Re: ha ha
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Peace Keeper............................. you need to Prioritize . :wink: :wink:
Wolf.................... too many police choppers here to plant the grass that don't need mowed. :shock: :shock:

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Gray-haired terrorist

Yesterday, I wore my Vietnam Veterans cap when I went to Walmart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but, since I retired, trips to Wally World to look at the "Walmartians" is always good for some comic release. Besides I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent this establishment.

But, I digress...enough of my psychological fixations.

While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in his early thirties, asked, "Are you a Vietnam Vet?"

"No," I replied.

"Then why are you wearing that cap?"

"Because I couldn't find the one from the War of 1812."

I thought this was a snappy retort.

"The War of 1812, huh?" the "Walmartian" queried, "When was that?"

God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity. "1936,"

I answered, as straight-faced as possible.

He pondered my response for a moment and then asked, "Why do they call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1936?"

"It was a Black Operation. No one is supposed to know about it."

This was beginning to be way too much fun!

"Dude! Really?" he exclaimed.

"How did you get to do something that COOOOL?"

I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy, and in a low voice said. "I'm not sure. I was the only white guy on the mission."

"Dude," he was really getting excited about what he was hearing, "that is seriously awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?"

"Not really. The other guys were all wearing white camouflage."

The moron nodded knowingly.

"Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone about this. It's still 'top secret' and I shouldn't have said anything."

"Oh yeah?" he gave me that, 'don't threaten me look.' "Like, what's gonna happen if I do?"

With a really hard look I said, "You have a family don't you? We wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?"

The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door. By this time the lady behind me was about to have a heart attack, she was laughing so hard. I just grinned at her.

After checking out and going to the parking lot I saw the Dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman. Upon catching sight of me he started pointing excitedly in my direction.

Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the 'I see you' gesture. He turned kind of pale, if possible, jumped into the car and sped out of the parking lot in a flurry of dust.

What a great time I had!

Tomorrow I'm going back with my Homeland Security cap.

Then the next day I will go to the DMV so I can wear a Border Patrol hat, and see how long it takes to empty out the place.

Whoever said retirement is boring------ just need the right kind of cap!

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 Post subject: Re: ha ha
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Now that's funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

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