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 Post subject: Don't mess with Texas
PostPosted: 30 Apr 2014, 17:39 
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One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump. ("fixin to" in Texas means getting ready to)

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."

He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids, I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, then you must remember the Alamo."

He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''

She replied, ‘’Well, bless your heart! - You just go ahead and jump.... You little Yankee Democrat *******.... You're holding up traffic”

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PostPosted: 30 Apr 2014, 19:35 
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PostPosted: 30 Apr 2014, 20:20 
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PostPosted: 30 Apr 2014, 20:33 
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good one


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PostPosted: 30 Apr 2014, 20:53 
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Hey Bronco, where you been ?

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Those who trade liberty for security shall have neither.

"Take ye heed,watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is".

Rev. 6:8 and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was death , and Hell followed with him.


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PostPosted: 01 May 2014, 21:10 
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no wheres. been reading and not posting much..


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PostPosted: 01 May 2014, 22:55 
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